Some mornings are more productive than others.
This morning, Slave D managed to turn what should have been a straightforward £30 phone session into an £80 contribution.
Not because I asked for £80.
Because he failed.
Repeatedly.
The first challenge apparently proved to be setting up an email address, something he is too stupid to actually manage to do himself. I’m surprise he can tie his own shoe laces. Speaking of laces, there was a task, a very simple instruction, to wrap a lace around his shaft, cross cross it all the way down, what was his effort? The lace half tied once around the base, useless effort!
Instructions are instructions.
“Almost” isn’t good enough.
“Nearly” doesn’t count.
And “I tried” certainly doesn’t mean the task was completed to the required standard.
So, naturally, there was a consequence.
A £50 fine.
Which meant that my planned £30 session suddenly became an £80 session.
I can’t say I’m particularly disappointed with the financial outcome.
Slave D, however, may have a slightly different opinion.
The amusing thing is that none of this should come as a surprise to him.
He entered this two week consensual blackmail contract fully aware that I intend to extract as much as I possibly can from him during those two weeks. He knows the rules. He knows there are consequences. He knows that I am not planning to make things comfortable for him.
And, most importantly, he knows that I am showing no mercy when he fails.
Yet despite this morning’s spectacular performance, he still has his sights firmly set on one particular prize.
He wants to become my number one money pig.
Ambitious.
Especially when you have managed to turn a £30 session into an £80 lesson before you’ve even properly got started.
But perhaps that is exactly what makes it interesting.
Wanting the title is easy.
Earning it is another matter entirely.
If Slave D really wants that number one position, he has plenty of opportunity over the next two weeks to prove himself.
He knows exactly what is expected of him.
He knows what happens when he fails.
And he knows that every mistake has the potential to become considerably more expensive.
So let’s see what happens next.
Perhaps he’ll finally learn to follow instructions.
Perhaps he’ll surprise me.
Or perhaps he’ll continue making wonderfully expensive mistakes.
Either way, I suspect these two weeks are going to be very profitable.
And Slave D?
You wanted to be my number one money pig.
You’d better start earning it.