It seems Slave D is determined to make this two-week contract as profitable as possible for me.
Unfortunately for him, that seems to involve failing at almost everything I ask him to do.
Today’s £30 phone session should have been straightforward.
It wasn’t.
By the time we finished, that £30 had turned into an additional £70 in fines.
So what exactly went wrong?
I had instructed Slave D to have a box of goodies ready for me to play with. When I asked about the box, he confidently claimed that he had everything I had asked for.
Except… apparently it wasn’t all in one place.
And the box belonged to his wife.
When I asked the obvious question — why not simply gather the items together and put them into another box? — suddenly came the excuses.
And then came the truth.
He didn’t actually have everything after all.
He had lied.
Fine number one.
You would think that might have been enough to encourage him to pay rather more attention to his instructions.
Apparently not.
I subsequently gave him a very specific photographic task.
Once again, he failed to do what he had been told.
But this time, rather than simply accepting the consequences, he actually started begging me to fine him.
Well…
If that’s what he wants, who am I to disappoint him?
Another fine.
Another £70 added to the cost of a £30 session.
At this rate, Slave D may discover that being my number one money pig is considerably more expensive than he originally anticipated.
The funniest part is that he knows exactly what he signed up for.
This is a consensual two-week blackmail contract. He knows there are rules. He knows there are consequences. He knows I intend to extract as much as possible from him during those two weeks.
And yet he still can’t seem to follow a simple instruction.
Perhaps he’ll finally realise that instructions aren’t suggestions.
Perhaps he’ll stop making excuses.
Perhaps he’ll actually start thinking before he answers me.
Or perhaps he’ll simply keep making very expensive mistakes.
Let’s just hope he doesn’t run out of money before he finally bucks his ideas up and I won’t have to do something that he will regret.
Because there is still a week to go!